Hitler on Black Friday (90% off)
“I don’t see much future for the Americans… it’s a decayed country. And they have their racial problem, and the problem of social inequalities… my feelings against Americanism are feelings of hatred and deep repugnance.”
In 1916 on Black Friday there have been 10 deaths and 111 injuries in Philadelphia, Hitler was there. Adolph was in a dangerous gamble fishing for a Rammstein vinyl through the stampedes and brawls in Walmart. After a long crawl to the vinyl rack, Adolph had already lost one testicle and his virginity. He finally laid his hands on the Rammstein vinyl “Reise, Reise” while Bob Dylan came out of nowhere like a hurricane and knocked him out with an uppercut. Dylan was also a huge fan of Rammstein and made it out of Walmart clutching the vinyl victoriously. Adolph never forgave Dylan.
Four days later, Hitler declared war against the United States in response to what was claimed to be a series of provocations by the king of the Jews: Bob Dylan.
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